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Sometimes I forget that coconut crabs really are that fucking big

y-you mean they’re not the size of coconuts???

no. they break coconuts with their claws

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posted 11 months ago on September 9, 2020
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    Sometimes I forget that coconut crabs really are that fucking big
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