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so superheroes get to choose their own costumes right. they get to design it based on personal preferences. and a new superhero is probably gonna repurpose whatever material is on hand 

so if, for example, if a furry gained superpowers

I’M RIGHT AND I SHOULD SAY IT

Isnt that already a superhero?

nah those heroes are all shapeshifters or animal-based powers FUCK 👏 THAT 👏 NONSENSE 👏

👏 GIVE 👏 ME 👏 A 👏 HERO 👏 w/ normal run-of-the-mill super strength, super speed, whatever, who doesn’t have spider-powers this or beast boy powers that, but who chooses with no prompting from fate to go out and proudly fight crime in a repurposed fursuit

everyone in the notes saying batman but that emo fuck just wears a leather bodysuit + cape and calls it a day. a genuine devout furry would wear something like this

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which brings me to my next point: the only truly zoomorphic feature in batman’s costume are the pointy ears. thus, batman is a catgirl

posted 12 months ago on August 25, 2020
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