beemovieerotica:

jonny-versace:

Not a mufasa origin story

thekaylahub:

generalshrike:

nynaeve-almeara:

catofthebaskervilles:

tittytoreador:

siren-boyfriend:

translesbianorchestra:

dragongirlteeth:

toebeens:

woodrider:

nonfungibletoken:

supermariolandtwo:

transmortifried:

saxhleel:

teeth–king:

( <= green bean

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

● <= orange

. <= pea

• <= plum

<3< <= strawberry

<==}< <= carrot

~<O{ <= beetroot

°o8~ <= grapes

Ó <= apple

88- <= raspberry

c’ɔ <= bell pepper

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

girlfriemd:

blue-eyed-thing:

whitmanic:

Literally such a funny concept

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

Happy martin birthday

olreid:

ALT

we literally Should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend.

raspberrysgod:

bad bitches are still in their percy jackson phase 10+ years after reading the books for the first time

autisticexpression:

panicblanket:

nilim:

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

well would you look at that

One of the best posts

cosmeretrek:

imzadi-deanna:

This pic of Chris memes so much to me

Plus ❤️❤️❤️ this honourable mention:

hiveswap:

neutralangel:

hatingongodot:

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

Corpsd